he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
