Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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