Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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