i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
kristin has been a bad kristin
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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