Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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