the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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