Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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