No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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