We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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