Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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