Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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