Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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