Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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