Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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