i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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