i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
