my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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