I heard we made out
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
