What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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