So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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