CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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