I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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