What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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