I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I currently don't understand fingers.
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