i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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