Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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