sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
