I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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