i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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