After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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