physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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