I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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