is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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