Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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