Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
