So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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