I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He passed out mid-signature
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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