I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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