New low: just hacked my moms facebook
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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