its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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