How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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