the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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