I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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