Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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