Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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