You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize