Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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