"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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