LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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