No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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