She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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