I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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